Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that someone’s job is to make dildos…
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I LOVE puff head ducks
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“Why do they think ‘fat dyke’ is an insult? To me, it means… I’m gonna eat fried chicken and pussy. That’s why I brought wet naps.” — Margaret Cho (via rufflebutts)
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How to work out (Taken with instagram)
GIVE ME ALAN
r0am:
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Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
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Thin people on twitter using “fattyforlife” to humorously insult themselves for eating
(it’s funny because a) being fat is gross b) all fat people do is eat and c) I’m not actually fat haha)
urgh go away
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Look right into her eyes as you’re about to penetrate deeply into her…….
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